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Published on January 15, 2004

Utter pointlessness and randomostination:

The Sponge Monkeys sing “We like the moon”

Have mentioned recently that I chew a pack a day? Of gum. And that the three greatest inventions in the history of the world are the “Build a Bear” store, underarm deodorant, and turn signals.

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9 Comments

  1. _fivestars says:

    i’m all for this randomostination

    A five pack or a seventeen pack? Because if it’s the latter, I might be a bit concerned. Not that I chew gum AT ALL.

    Do you have a Build a Bear?!

  2. admin says:

    It’s the latter. My teeth are going to fall out any day now. Just kidding.

    I don’t have a build-a-bear. But I’ve been through the process with a friend and I think the idea for the store is the best one ever, bar (bear?) none.

  3. _fivestars says:

    Well I can’t really make fun of you (dang it!) because I do the same thing.

    Haha, the whole empty stuffed animal thing creeps me out. It’s so PRIMITIVE; I can’t “bear” it.

  4. shesaid says:

    what kind of gum do you chew exactly? and is it always the same brand and flavor everyday? and is it sugarless? i gotta know!

  5. fromhereon says:

    build a bear kind of creeps me out… something about that big vat of stuffed animal guts maybe.

    my sister chews that much gum (probably more). she had eight cavities the last time she went to the dentist. eight!

    and underarm deoderant is sticky and annoying. but it is a neccessary evil.

  6. eviefencer says:

    i got a built-bear from my sister and niece for my birthday last year. they did as best as they could to make it a fencer bear :)

  7. immortaleve says:

    a pack a day?

    you should be careful, its either:

    not good for your teeth (has sugar in it)
    can give you brain cancer (has pretend sugar in it)

    I still think you should just drink more tea ;)

  8. admin says:

    :o)

    Usually it’s Winterfresh, non-sugarless (sugared?). But I switch it up every now and then with sugarless to appease my dental hygiene conscience.

  9. admin says:

    Yeah, the big vat is a little off-putting, but the whole process I think is really great. Well, more the fact that someone had the vision to put together a store that would only do that, and that it would be successful… That’s exciting to think about.

    And agreed about the last point, but imagine a world without it… Golly.