Once upon a time there was a techno-playing blanket and his name was DJ Quilt-O-Matic. He was the hottest DJ in Krupter City (where all the lights are purple by law) and all the kids wanted to hire him to spin at their slammin’ house parties.
Instead of charging a fee, he insisted that payment be made by adding squares to his quilt, so quilting became all the rage with the younger set of Krupter City. DJ Quilt-O-Matic grew bigger and bigger until the day when he played some banjo techno.
The party came to a screeching halt and you could hear a pin drop as all the kids stared at the DJ. The Music Police of Krupter City arrived on the scene and ordered him to remove squares as a fine for playing banjo techno, which was a sacred music form to the Krupters.
So DJ Quilt-O-Matic diminished in size and played smaller events like middle school dances and modest weddings until his cred was reestablished thru nostalgia ~15 years later.