Once upon a time there was a hexagonal pancake and his name was Smackers. Greatest dream was to become a wheel, but was far too floppy. Decided to try to firm up, so checked out books on working out and hit the pancake gym for 271 days.
Firmed up, Smackers went to Wheel Registration Office to obtain a Wheel License, but was told by nice lady that although he was firm, he was not round and so application was rejected. Went back to library for books on how to become rounded, and decided to visit scissor factory.
Scissor factory cut off point and he reapplied, but was told he was 12-sided and still not round, so no license. Was so upset that he sat on the curb outside and cried, and water miraculously rounded his edges. Rushed back inside for wheel license, but…
…was told although he was perfectly circular, he was floppy from the water, so application rejected 3rd time. Gave up and went back to library for books on syrup.