Once upon a time there was a painfully shy Tootsie Roll and his name was Peter. Peter was so shy that he was constantly jumping out of the candy jar at the store, which made the candy man mistakenly think he was suicidal, so he arranged to get Peter counseling.
Counselor was able to correctly diagnose Peter but LOVED Tootsie Rolls, so constant greedy looks made Peter even more uncomfortable and painfully shy. Continued to jump out of candy jar until one day landed in with maple nut goodies by accident.
Maple nut goodies were great conversationalists and liked ’80s German avant-garde techno music, and Peter found his crowd. There was a beautiful maple nut goodie whose name was Jennifer he still had to work up the courage to ask out, however…