Unpacking today I came across an old journal. Inside I had scribbled a list of habits I wanted to start and habits I wanted to break. Under habits to break, the last entry was “neglecting friendships,” but it was written in such a way that it looked for all the world like “neglecting friends’ hips.”
*sigh*
I need a nap.

anatomy gone awry
yeah, I try to stay away from my friends’ hips too, they can be rather troublesome at times… ;)
dear, just for the future success of our relations’ hip, could you please continue to neglect your friends’ hip?
thank you.
I’ll do my best to avoid my friends’ hips, but I can’t say I’ll do the same about my fellows’ hips. :o) They’re just so tempting…
*ahem*
love? can we not mention what you think of fellows’ hips in public? it might give people the wrong impression…
Goodness, I’m sorry. Forgot meself momentarily. Okay everybody, you read nothing, understand? Nothing.
kan bu jian (look no see!)
What hips thing?
you two are far too silly for me to even begin to comment… though I obviously just did (sorry Matt, had to say it, rather than wait for the Mr. Obvious Patrol to swing by) ;)