Once upon a time there was a hyperactive sheet of paper and his name was Stewie. He was so hyper that he folded himself into something new every 5 seconds, from airplanes and cranes to helicopters and battleships. This stressed out his parents, so they sent him to Calm Academy.
Stewie attended Calm Academy for 6 years, and by the end was so mellow that he couldn’t even fold himself anymore. He went to work for a famous letter-writer named Dr Lancaster, who immediately penned a beautiful letter on Stewie and tried to put him in an envelope.
But Stewie couldn’t bend. This enraged Dr Lancaster and he pulled out his blowtorch to burn up Stewie. But as soon as the flames hit the paper, Stewie’s super-powers activated and he became burn-resistant. Dr Lancaster tried for 7 mins to torch Stewie but couldn’t do it.
Dr Lancaster realized that Stewie was a special piece of paper, erased his letter and wrote instead “THIS IS AN AWESOME PIECE OF PAPER.” Unfortunately, during Stewie’s time at Calm Academy, they had brainwashed him and “awesome” was the trigger word.
Stewie immediately became hyperactive again and began folding himself over and over. Dr Lancaster loved this and clapped his hands and giggled and jumped around the room on his pink pogo stick. They set off to have adventures together in parts unknown…