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Published on October 24, 2001

I have it! I knew someone would unlock the mystery one day. I did have a sense about these things all along, but lacked the analytical and logical nature to postulate the theorem…

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6 Comments

  1. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    I had to be the first one to comment on this. This is the funnies thing I’ve ever seen. And it’s true!!! I can also prove how Barney is evil. … which I will do for my next trick in a later update. But this is soooooo funny!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

  2. ztibugey says:

    and where did you get this from?

    aaron.

    and where did he get this website?

    me.

    he’s seen it before, yes… but he needed me to give it to him.

    and, as i told him, the whole equation is unfounded. girls are not a product of time and money. put all the time and money together you want, and, i promise, you will not get a girl. even if you try to explain it some other way, i’ve found that guys cost just as much money and eat up just as much time (and even more food). but… that’s my own experience ;)

    so, this post deserves no further comment. it is, indeed, to be ignored after this.

    thank you, and good night.

  3. admin says:

    :o) Okay, here goes.

    It was a joke, and I understand that your comment is a joke.

    Besides, the creators of the theorem clearly state that their “=” means “requires,” which would result in the final solution “Girls require evil,” which really doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

    There, I’ve spoken my peace.

    Goodnight to you as well.

  4. spot says:

    Wait, if girls arent a product of time and money, where has all my time and money gone?

    Besides, that Russian Bride was worth every penny.

  5. admin says:

    Well, you’ll notice that the theory didn’t state that girls were the only possible product of time and money… I happen to know for a fact that cars are a singularities for such things as well.

    Best of luck to you and your Russian bride.

  6. immortaleve says:

    spot’s russian bride

    does she know you call her that?

    anyhoo, lovely proof, really ;)

    It is definately something an S&Mer would appreciate