{"id":944,"date":"2005-07-29T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=944"},"modified":"2005-07-29T11:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T16:50:00","slug":"pop-rocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=944","title":{"rendered":"pop rocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Discovered at Sam&#8217;s Club the other day that repeatedly compressing a stack of 400 coffee filters sounds almost exactly like walking through snow.  No joke.  I&#8217;m applying for a job as a foley artist next week.<\/p>\n<p>Drove through the most torrential downpour I&#8217;ve ever experienced last night, a solid wall of water from the Wade Avenue split near Raleigh to the Durham Freeway, or about 10 miles.  I was hoping my car windows wouldn&#8217;t shatter from the lightning bolt strikes not a quarter of a mile away.  The worst part of it all is that my car&#8217;s alternator belt slips terribly in anything more than a mild rainshower.  What this means is that the car&#8217;s voltage drops to ~10V, the headlights dim and the windshield wipers slow, among other things.  Not a pleasant proposition.  I&#8217;ve tried to fix it repeatedly, but belt dressing doesn&#8217;t seem to have much effect.  I&#8217;m thinking about making an aluminum shield for that part of the engine bay.  Thus go the joys of driving a 19-year-old car in a North Carolina summer.<\/p>\n<p>But the good news, after all that, is that temperatures are bearable again.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dwarf_tossing\">This<\/a> is simultaneously the most disturbing and most hilarious activity I have ever heard about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Discovered at Sam&#8217;s Club the other day that repeatedly compressing a stack of 400 coffee filters sounds almost exactly like walking through snow. No joke. I&#8217;m applying for a job as a foley artist next week. Drove through the most torrential downpour I&#8217;ve ever experienced last night, a solid wall of water from the Wade [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}