{"id":913,"date":"2003-07-10T18:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-10T23:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=913"},"modified":"2003-07-10T18:08:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-10T23:08:00","slug":"913","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=913","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[venting]<\/p>\n<p>My roommates need serious help with basic household duties.  I come in and the dishes <i>still<\/i> aren&#8217;t done from last night, some of which are mine, granted, but not the vast majority of them.  They seem to have trouble <i>lifting<\/i> the lid on the trash can to put things in, and instead of actually getting a paper towel and compressing things a little to make more room, they just perch trash items on top.  It has been several months, and John still has not bought a plastic recycle container for his beer bottles sitting on the counter, so it now looks like we&#8217;re a bunch of drunks.  He got extra trash bags after I instructed him that we were going to need more, but he got the regular kind, with no drawstring, so they&#8217;re practically useless.  Donald leaves his barbells and his pushup contraption out in the living room, which is just really tacky, and he doesn&#8217;t clean the commode or the bathtub when he cleans the bathroom.  I&#8217;m the only one who actually mops anything and seems to know how to clean the dishes so that the kitchen is really, genuinely clean.<\/p>\n<p>Alright.  I think I got that out of my system.<\/p>\n<p>I am going to propose a rule that states that we will not go to bed while there are dirty dishes in the sink.  It will go over like a lead balloon, but I gotta do something.  This may be a bachelor pad, but it&#8217;s not a hovel.<\/p>\n<p>[\/venting]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[venting] My roommates need serious help with basic household duties. I come in and the dishes still aren&#8217;t done from last night, some of which are mine, granted, but not the vast majority of them. They seem to have trouble lifting the lid on the trash can to put things in, and instead of actually [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}