{"id":881,"date":"2005-04-15T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-15T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=881"},"modified":"2005-04-15T08:54:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-15T13:54:00","slug":"881","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=881","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comic strips that should just quit:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Garfield.  Once of the particulars of his personality were established back in the early &#8217;80s (he&#8217;s fat, he has a teddy bear named Pookie, he hates Mondays, etc&#8230;) the strip never went anywhere.  At all.  Not a compelling storyline or issue to be found.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Family Circus.  Need I say more?  As the movie <i>Go<\/i> put it, &#8220;And it&#8217;s always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Boondocks.  It tries hard to be a relevent social commentary, but its approach to communicating its stance on the issues has the same amount of subtlety and wit as a baseball bat to the head.  If Doonesbury is on the editorial page, why not this?  It&#8217;s not even remotely as clever.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sally Forth.  This comic strip has the smarminess of an NPR voice translated onto newsprint.  It&#8217;s one of the few strips where the quality of the humor seems deliberately aimed at producing a bemused smile at the most, and nothing more.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; In the Bleachers.  Apparently no one told this guy that he is <u>not<\/u> <u>funny<\/u>.  Like, ever.  Maybe that&#8217;s why his strip has been segregated from the rest of the comics and banished to the scoreboard on the sports page?<\/p>\n<p>* * * * * *<\/p>\n<p>In all actuality I&#8217;m not that bitter&#8211;it&#8217;s a gorgeous day out and it&#8217;s Friday to boot.  I am, however, more than a little sore from the last of the moving yesterday (9 straight hours + 4.5 full truckloads + practically singlehanded).  Somebody&#8217;s going to crash after work today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comic strips that should just quit: &#8211; Garfield. Once of the particulars of his personality were established back in the early &#8217;80s (he&#8217;s fat, he has a teddy bear named Pookie, he hates Mondays, etc&#8230;) the strip never went anywhere. At all. Not a compelling storyline or issue to be found. &#8211; Family Circus. Need [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}