{"id":879,"date":"2005-04-13T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=879"},"modified":"2005-04-13T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T20:31:00","slug":"879","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=879","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: The Weather<br \/>\nFrom: Your pal Matt<br \/>\nSubject: The rain today<\/p>\n<p>Dear Weather,<\/p>\n<p>Hope you are well.  I&#8217;m glad Spring is coming around, and the sunny skies last week were fantastic.  Really top-notch work with that.  Kudos.  <\/p>\n<p>Matters are a little different today, however.  Frankly, I&#8217;m not really a fan of your choice to rain and be cold.  My plans today were either to:<\/p>\n<p>a. Move the rest of the stuff out of my apartment.<br \/>\nb. Go for a run.<\/p>\n<p>Preferably both, actually.  So if you could please stop the rain and hike up the thermostat a knock or two, that would be great.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks and keep up the good work,<\/p>\n<p>Matt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: The Weather From: Your pal Matt Subject: The rain today Dear Weather, Hope you are well. I&#8217;m glad Spring is coming around, and the sunny skies last week were fantastic. Really top-notch work with that. Kudos. Matters are a little different today, however. Frankly, I&#8217;m not really a fan of your choice to rain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}