“Oh, how I love the snoo. Snoo falling from the sky, covering everything. Lovely, wonderful snoo.”
\n“Don’t you mean ‘snow?’ What’s ‘snoo?'”
\n“Not much. What snoo with you?”<\/p>\n
And… I’m an ass.<\/p>\n
The cars and parking lot are covered by this point, and more is falling. I’m not terribly worried–ze German Carmachinenfr\u00fcgenvaselumphsterpoop (a.k.a. the Audi) has AWD, so traction is never really much of an issue, and can even be quite entertaining in open parking lots with a nice dusting. The thing to remember is that while forward traction, and to a limited extent lateral traction (i.e. turning), are superior to the average car’s, as far as braking<\/i> is concerned I’m just the same as everyone else, since all cars brake with all four wheels. This knowledge should temper my overconfidence a bit.<\/p>\n
My birthday is this Saturday. I want to go out to eat or something equally social with a bunch of people. Maggiano’s would be nice but I kind of lean towards something a little more cozy, and besides, not all of my prospective guests are friendly with Italian (though I enjoy it muchly). We’ll see. More brainstorming ensues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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