{"id":809,"date":"2002-05-06T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-07T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=809"},"modified":"2026-06-16T18:56:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T23:56:44","slug":"an-ode-to-the-pita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=809","title":{"rendered":"An Ode to the Pita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O fairest, yummy pita<br \/>\nWhose crust is crunchy sweet<br \/>\nYou are the best to eat-a<br \/>\nFor snack and &#8216;licious treat<\/p>\n<p>O lovely, super pita<br \/>\nTo what shall I compare?<br \/>\nThe greatest slab of meat-a<br \/>\nYour glory cannot share<\/p>\n<p>O wonderful, O pita<br \/>\nWhether sauce tomatoey<br \/>\nOr hummus from the freeze-a<br \/>\nWith you tasty they will be<\/p>\n<p>O bestest, scrumptious pita<br \/>\nMay you ever remain yummy<br \/>\nAnd your travels will complete-a<br \/>\nTheir journeys in my tummy<\/p>\n<p>O greatest, crispy pita<br \/>\nMay you never fall beneath<br \/>\nWe salute you and we greet-a<br \/>\nYour &#8216;rrival with our teeth<\/p>\n<p>O best of foods, the pita<br \/>\nYou ever will I munch<br \/>\nStanding or in seat-a<br \/>\nFor breakfast, tea, or lunch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O fairest, yummy pita Whose crust is crunchy sweet You are the best to eat-a For snack and &#8216;licious treat O lovely, super pita To what shall I compare? The greatest slab of meat-a Your glory cannot share O wonderful, O pita Whether sauce tomatoey Or hummus from the freeze-a With you tasty they will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3486,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions\/3486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}