{"id":799,"date":"2005-01-05T14:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T19:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=799"},"modified":"2005-01-05T14:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T19:09:00","slug":"799","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a pecan log roll in my office.  It was donated by the powers that be who deposit food in the kitchen and then decide that no one&#8217;s going to eat it so they pass it off to people who they feel like have a healthy metabolism and\/or omnivorous roommates but who don&#8217;t really want it and would probably either try to pass it off again or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/spaceship\/2004\/12\/17\/\" target=\"_blank\">light it on fire and throw it in the pond<\/a> with all the other rejected holiday eats.  Anybody local want it?  It&#8217;s yours.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ready to go skiing.  I&#8217;m chaperoning the youth group ski retreat at the end of the month (28-30), but I want more than just that this season.  David just got new skis.  Maybe I&#8217;ll hijack those for a daytrip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a pecan log roll in my office. It was donated by the powers that be who deposit food in the kitchen and then decide that no one&#8217;s going to eat it so they pass it off to people who they feel like have a healthy metabolism and\/or omnivorous roommates but who don&#8217;t really want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}