{"id":719,"date":"2004-09-14T21:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-15T02:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=719"},"modified":"2004-09-14T21:25:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-15T02:25:00","slug":"719","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=719","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in my office at the moment working on some freelance stuff.  I walked in about a minute ago to find&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;that there are SLUGS in here.  Two of them at least.  Or something equally slimy.  Crawling on the floor.  How did they get in here?  I&#8217;ve no idea.<\/p>\n<p>This is NOT going to work.  Nopenopenopenopenopenope.  Especially when I accidentally stepped on one, thinking it was just a leaf.<\/p>\n<p>Gaaah.  Mind over matter.  Must work.<\/p>\n<p>Edit (12:01):  Crisis averted.  Stand down from Red Alert.  I located a dustpan and humanely scooped up the non-squished slug and deposited him outside in the humid night air, where he belongs.  Now, more work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in my office at the moment working on some freelance stuff. I walked in about a minute ago to find&#8230; &#8230;that there are SLUGS in here. Two of them at least. Or something equally slimy. Crawling on the floor. How did they get in here? I&#8217;ve no idea. This is NOT going to work. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}