{"id":700,"date":"2004-08-20T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T20:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=700"},"modified":"2004-08-20T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T20:17:00","slug":"700","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=700","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Going to see <i>Garden State<\/i> tonight at 9:30&#8230;  Stoked about that, although it&#8217;s been hyped up waaay too much already, and I think we just need to go see the thing and end all the conversations that run along the lines of, &#8220;Man, that&#8217;s gonna be good; I&#8217;ve seen the trailers and I can&#8217;t WAIT for it to come out&#8230;&#8221;  Etc etc; you get the drift.  Of course, those&#8217;ll be replaced by conversations that overanalyze every bit of obvious and improbable symbolism, along with every nuance of dialogue, people talking about how, &#8220;I can relate to this&#8230;&#8221; or &#8220;I loved that&#8230;&#8221;  But I don&#8217;t mind those so much.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve completely given up my faith in my fellow Americans&#8217; ability to drive.  Picking up the movie tickets over lunch today, I viewed the unfortunate scenario of not one, but TWO people <i>slowing down<\/i> in order to merge with traffic&#8230;  The first was greeted with mild amusement and head-shaking, but at the second I just burst out laughing.  It&#8217;s ridiculous, really&#8230;  The bewildered and exasperated look on the driver&#8217;s face when they come to the end of the onramp and no one&#8217;s slowed down to 15 mph and let them in&#8230;  Hilarious.  And it&#8217;s not just that, either&#8211;I witnessed several instances of weaving in and out of traffic with nary a blinker, antics on the cell phone behind the wheel&#8230;  It goes on and on.  Makes me glad I drive something a bit more lithe and agile than the average four-wheeled behemoth, all too common in the clusters of yuppie neighborhoods around here.<\/p>\n<p>Sleepy after a heavy lunch.  No nap today, though.  Must push through&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to see Garden State tonight at 9:30&#8230; Stoked about that, although it&#8217;s been hyped up waaay too much already, and I think we just need to go see the thing and end all the conversations that run along the lines of, &#8220;Man, that&#8217;s gonna be good; I&#8217;ve seen the trailers and I can&#8217;t WAIT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}