Unpacking today I came across an old journal. Inside I had scribbled a list of habits I wanted to start and habits I wanted to break. Under habits to break, the last entry was “neglecting friendships,” but it was written in such a way that it looked for all the world like “neglecting friends’ hips.”<\/p>\n
*sigh*<\/p>\n
I need a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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