{"id":546,"date":"2003-12-01T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-01T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2003-12-01T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-01T14:02:00","slug":"546","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Need…caffeine…or something. Dangit. Where’s a soda machine when I need one? Shouldn’t they be at my every beck and call? Speaking of…did you know… That evidently several dozen people were killed in this state alone by soda\/vending machines? Use your imagination to figure out how. Found that statistic amusing. Which is bad. Mostly bad.<\/p>\n

Okay. There’s soda in the fridge–I just checked. Probably flat as a pancake, but y’know… I guess I’ll just have to decide how desperate I am. Not very desperate if I’m sitting here updating instead of pouring myself some, or better yet, working! Yeehaw.<\/p>\n

Um, good morning?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Need…caffeine…or something. Dangit. Where’s a soda machine when I need one? Shouldn’t they be at my every beck and call? Speaking of…did you know… That evidently several dozen people were killed in this state alone by soda\/vending machines? Use your imagination to figure out how. Found that statistic amusing. Which is bad. Mostly bad. Okay. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}