{"id":499,"date":"2003-09-20T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-20T20:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=499"},"modified":"2003-09-20T15:01:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-20T20:01:00","slug":"499","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=499","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Interesting dreams last night&#8230;  In one I dreamed I put a bunch of people in a very large dishwasher, closed the door, and started it, much to the amusement of everyone inside.  I could hear the sprayers swishing around and the comments of delight of the people.  It was like I ran an amusement park ride.  In the second dream I was at work, and I dreamed that I got fired by Alana (who doesn&#8217;t work there anymore) and Betty.  While we were putting together my engine hoist in Betty&#8217;s office.  I begged and pleaded for another chance&#8211;it was the most agonizing feeling, and they were pondering whether or not to do it when I woke up.  I stared at our tall ceiling for a long time, trying to shake the sensation.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m off to Harbor Freight to buy some measuring tools for the engine rebuild.  And clean the apartment.  Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interesting dreams last night&#8230; In one I dreamed I put a bunch of people in a very large dishwasher, closed the door, and started it, much to the amusement of everyone inside. I could hear the sprayers swishing around and the comments of delight of the people. It was like I ran an amusement park [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}