Okay, so I nicked myself really bad shaving last night. A few realizations:<\/p>\n
1. I should buy that “extra protection” variety of shaving cream that’s really thick to guard against nicks. Stuff really works.
\n2. I can’t believe we don’t have band-aids<\/i> anywhere the apartment. I mean, I know it’s a bachelor pad, but there are basics.<\/i>
\n3. While folding a tissue multiple times and scotch-taping it to your head works somewhat, it’s certainly not the ideal arrangement.
\n4. My head needs some sun. Badly.<\/p>\n
Quark is down today at the office. Boo hiss. The movers are here too and they’re shuffling everything around. Semi-boo hiss. It’s Friday, and I’ll be watching The Two Towers tonight. So that’s a huzzah, at least.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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