{"id":438,"date":"2003-07-22T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-22T17:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=438"},"modified":"2003-07-22T12:44:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-22T17:44:00","slug":"438","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=438","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, yeah, that was completely me, &#8220;singing&#8221; along with Bon Jovi&#8217;s &#8220;You Give Love a Bad Name&#8221; on the way back from lunch&#8230;  Darn those &#8220;All &#8217;80s Lunches&#8221; on the radio station.  Yeah, I should be shot.<\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned my brother and roommate put three bottles (!) of bubble bath in the fountain of a local mall last night?  Apparently it took a while to get started (since the water was so cold), but eventually the foam rose to a height of about two feet above the surface of the water and attracted the attention of the mall security guards.  We were hoping it would make it onto the 11 o&#8217;clock news, since &#8220;Monday is always a slow news day,&#8221; (yeah Donald :o), but no such luck, not even as the shot they roll the credits over at the end of the broadcast.  But I guess there are more important things in the world than bubbles.  Though it&#8217;s hard to imagine what.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, yeah, that was completely me, &#8220;singing&#8221; along with Bon Jovi&#8217;s &#8220;You Give Love a Bad Name&#8221; on the way back from lunch&#8230; Darn those &#8220;All &#8217;80s Lunches&#8221; on the radio station. Yeah, I should be shot. Have I mentioned my brother and roommate put three bottles (!) of bubble bath in the fountain of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}