{"id":402,"date":"2003-06-03T14:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-03T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2003-06-03T14:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-03T19:30:00","slug":"afternoon-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=402","title":{"rendered":"afternoon notes"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. The Pearl’s Girl<\/i> EP by Underworld is an absolutely brilliant slice of music.<\/p>\n

2. Moving into a new office tomorrow, one that’s closer to everyone else in the office, so hopefully my social isolation will lessen as I will be able to participate in intra-office discussions by yelling and having people actually hear me.<\/p>\n

3. I am the Lord of the Scanner. All who dare oppose me will find the probability of my abdication about as likely as aerodynamic pork.<\/p>\n

4. I need to call Jay Marks Toyota and order new door hinge bushings, rear hatch bump stops, and price a new hatch carpet after the number the battery acid did on mine (the carpet fibers literally melted).<\/p>\n

5. I don’t know if I’ll ever like beer. Probably not.<\/p>\n

6. A computer malfunction on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.<\/p>\n

7. I have a feeling my restroom magnetic poetry is underappreciated. Probably because I don’t sign my work.<\/p>\n

8. The best veal I’ve ever eaten was at my graduation\/farewell party at Caf\u00e9 Luna in Raleigh. Come to think of it, everything I ate at that restaurant was top-notch. The veal was the best, though.<\/p>\n

9. The next time I’m at the gym, I’m going to lasso a spotter and try 225 on the bench. I’m going to try for three. It’s doable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. The Pearl’s Girl EP by Underworld is an absolutely brilliant slice of music. 2. Moving into a new office tomorrow, one that’s closer to everyone else in the office, so hopefully my social isolation will lessen as I will be able to participate in intra-office discussions by yelling and having people actually hear me. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}