— Semi-apocalyptic sign outside a local middle school:<\/i><\/p>\n
The end of school is near
\nBut there’s still lots to do here!<\/p>\n
— Current restroom magnetic poems (among others):<\/i><\/p>\n
finger
\nvision
\nsmell
\ntongue
\nhere<\/p>\n
their mother is a meany<\/p>\n
smear a symphony like a gift of winter<\/p>\n
drool at oversize misting juice apparatus<\/p>\n
only eat bitter chocolate all her life<\/p>\n
shot putting produces scream<\/p>\n
— One cool point for Matt on Monday after the beach:<\/i><\/p>\n
Kelli (looking at reflection in car window): My hair looks terrible! I had no idea. How come you guys didn’t notice?
\nMatt (deadpan): I didn’t notice because I thought it looked great<\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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