{"id":26,"date":"2001-01-29T14:52:00","date_gmt":"2001-01-29T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2001-01-29T14:52:00","modified_gmt":"2001-01-29T19:52:00","slug":"26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Short studios and quiet rooms doth make one quite pensive.  I&#8217;ll go run in a little bit.  Haven&#8217;t done that in a while and it is a beautiful day.  Okay.  That&#8217;s it.  I&#8217;m going to attempt to write on one topic coherently and for more than two sentences.  We&#8217;re the &#8220;sound bite generation,&#8221; raised on TV commercials and relationships that don&#8217;t last, and it comes through in our writing and mannerisms, through short attention spans and wandering minds.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps it might interest all of your fine folk out there (though not me in the least) to hear my whacked-out preferences concerning food.  Ready for the thrill ride of your life?  Alrighty.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;  I don&#8217;t like fruit, except for watermelon, and even then not in large quantities.  I do, however, like certain fruit-flavored candies and such; strawberry, cherry, lemon, and orange.  Some products made from fruit are okay too:  ketchup, for example.<br \/>\n&#8212;  No milk on cereal.<br \/>\n&#8212;  No sauce on pasta except for ravioli and occasionally gnocchi (depending on how they&#8217;re prepared).<br \/>\n&#8212;  No salsa on chips.<br \/>\n&#8212;  Mushrooms just have the wrong texture to them.<br \/>\n&#8212;  Fish is good.  I&#8217;m not big on crab meat, though.<br \/>\n&#8212;  Only acceptable drinks:  Water, milk (skim, 1%, and 2%, not whole), coke (or pepsi), tang, and hot chocolate.<br \/>\n&#8212;  Staples of my daily diet:  Gum, various cereals, Golden Graham bars, Powerbars, chunky beef soup, granola bars, dining hall food, and mom&#8217;s cooking (far and away the best).<\/p>\n<p>Okay, now that I&#8217;ve successfully weirded everyone out, have a nice day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Short studios and quiet rooms doth make one quite pensive. I&#8217;ll go run in a little bit. Haven&#8217;t done that in a while and it is a beautiful day. Okay. That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m going to attempt to write on one topic coherently and for more than two sentences. We&#8217;re the &#8220;sound bite generation,&#8221; raised on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}