Once upon a time there was a galaxy and his name was Gary. Gary was a small galaxy (only 12 million stars) or so and had an inferiority complex compared to his galaxy friends, whose stars numbered in the billions. He had a chip on his shoulder, so he decided he’d show them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He went to galaxy university and studied to be a galaxy house architect, graduating with honors. He soon became the most sought after galaxy house architect in the universe, but he had a secret: He always built a fatal flaw into each of his galaxy houses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If the galaxy house owner rolled over a certain floorboard in a certain way, his gravity would turn off and his stars would be flung into the void. But no one tripped Gary’s galaxy house booby trap, until one day when the President of the Universe, Disco Trent came to Gary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Disco Trent wanted a galaxy house, and Gary designed one worthy of him. Unfortunately Gary was so used to building-in his fatal flaw, that he accidentally built it into Disco Trent’s galaxy house also. The President rolled over the floorboard and immediately dissolved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gary was found out, and was so remorseful (after all, it wasn’t even his friends’ fault they were so much bigger than himself) that he set about removing the booby traps from all the galaxy houses he had designed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And he returned to school to hopefully discover the secret of how to reactivate Disco Trent’s gravity, and so resurrect the President.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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