Once upon a time there was a techno-playing blanket and his name was DJ Quilt-O-Matic. He was the hottest DJ in Krupter City (where all the lights are purple by law) and all the kids wanted to hire him to spin at their slammin’ house parties.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Instead of charging a fee, he insisted that payment be made by adding squares to his quilt, so quilting became all the rage with the younger set of Krupter City. DJ Quilt-O-Matic grew bigger and bigger until the day when he played some banjo techno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The party came to a screeching halt and you could hear a pin drop as all the kids stared at the DJ. The Music Police of Krupter City arrived on the scene and ordered him to remove squares as a fine for playing banjo techno, which was a sacred music form to the Krupters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So DJ Quilt-O-Matic diminished in size and played smaller events like middle school dances and modest weddings until his cred was reestablished thru nostalgia ~15 years later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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