Once upon a time there was a museum on wheels and its name was Zooki-Nork. Curator’s name was Bob and its prize exhibit was giant painting of Thanksgiving turkey that doubled as a time machine if you stepped thru. Zooki-Nork itself could time travel by being sucked into painting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One day as Zooki-Nork trundled along Uzbekistan, Bob decided to time travel and pulled levers, pushed buttons, turned a knob and hummed Star Spangled Banner backwards. Zooki-Nork instantly sucked thru and arrived in year 2713, by which time Earth covered with giant metal shield.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Giant movies projected on inside of metal shield for people to watch but had to sit through 61 minutes of commercials just to get to film, so they started building rockets to fire at shield. Gov’ts of world realized what was happening and decided to cut holes in shield as compromise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Earth looked like giant colander and oceans took the hint and decided to drain out the holes, but thought better of it and returned when they realized space was cold and not very fun. Bob, observing all this from mountaintop in Zooki-Nork, recovered fragment of shield to remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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