Once upon a time there was a nuclear-powered accordion and its name was Squip. Its music was so heavenly that accordionists worldwide lined up for a chance to play even though they would die of radiation poisoning within a week. Squip’s music enchanted the animals and plants also.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Squip’s threat to the natural world such a problem that scientists deliberated on best solution. One named Sprinkle Glasses proposed applying cooking spray to Squip to block the radiation. Did not work but only heated the instrument and made it smell like McD’s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Side effect was now hamburgers and hotdogs could be cooked on Squip, and so accordionists could enjoy fast food while playing heavenly music.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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