{"id":2423,"date":"2018-09-28T09:27:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-28T14:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2026-04-30T20:12:28","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T01:12:28","slug":"2423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=2423","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Once upon a time there was a donut-shaped cat and his name was Nuxxer. Was mascot of the local donut factory and appeared in all TV commercials and print ads. Discovered donut hole-shaped mouse companion Nixxer one day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Were romping around the donut factory and fell into the dumpster behind. Trash man discovered them by (good) smell in the trash and tried to donate them to local zoo, which recognized them from commercials. Trash man was forced to pay $3100 for stealing mascots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nuxxer and Nixxer told donut factory to return $3100 to trash man, and had many sleepovers at his house and drank lots of orange juice and ate hard boiled eggs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time there was a donut-shaped cat and his name was Nuxxer. Was mascot of the local donut factory and appeared in all TV commercials and print ads. Discovered donut hole-shaped mouse companion Nixxer one day. Were romping around the donut factory and fell into the dumpster behind. Trash man discovered them by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[56],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2424,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions\/2424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}