{"id":223,"date":"2002-05-21T15:42:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-21T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=223"},"modified":"2002-05-21T15:42:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-21T20:42:00","slug":"223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something that absolutely made my day yesterday:  Bob bought me a new Lufkin 16&#8242; tape measure with the change he got out of Twinkie&#8217;s ashtray.  He smokes, so he had to do something with it, I guess.  I was eating lunch and stopped in mid-bite when he presented it to me.  It&#8217;s bright, bright orange, and works great.  You definitely need one around here, too.  It was very, very thoughtful and generous of him, and like I said, it made my afternoon  :o)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something that absolutely made my day yesterday: Bob bought me a new Lufkin 16&#8242; tape measure with the change he got out of Twinkie&#8217;s ashtray. He smokes, so he had to do something with it, I guess. I was eating lunch and stopped in mid-bite when he presented it to me. It&#8217;s bright, bright orange, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}