It’s going to happen. It’s inevitable. I just know that one of these days… I just don’t know when.<\/p>\n
I’m going to unwittingly trod on a dead jellyfish while running on the beach, and its little soft body will explode and send jellyfish entrails up into my face or something…<\/p>\n
I’m fine with everything else, but gelatinous things–no. Snakes: piece o’ cake. Spiders: Oh, isn’t he cute. Lizards, worms: no sweat. But slugs, snails, jellyfish: GETITOFFGETITOFF! NOW!<\/p>\n
Like I was telling Erin a few days ago on the phone, if I had been present when God was creating the animals, I would have said, “Y’know, God, these squishy creatures, can we rethink those? Ya gotta draw the line somewhere. Sir.”<\/p>\n
It’s my only phobia and I’m sticking by it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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