{"id":1304,"date":"2009-04-14T23:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T04:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=1304"},"modified":"2009-04-14T23:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T04:15:00","slug":"funny-luke-story-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=1304","title":{"rendered":"funny luke story of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Luke and Pen are excited to be sharing a room.&nbsp; They keep each other up frequently in the evenings, bantering back and forth in their way and just generally carrying on.&nbsp; This has the side effect that it keeps their energy levels artificially high (read:&nbsp;it makes them overtired).&nbsp; In Luke&#8217;s case, when this sets in, he gets well-nigh unbearably antsy and has trouble staying in his bed.&nbsp; He&#8217;s been told many times he needs to stay in his bed at nighttime, and that if he needs something he can come out and get us.&nbsp; Of course, to Luke this means letting himself out of the room, running in ours and gleefully announcing, &quot;Daddy, I need something.&quot;&nbsp; I reply, &quot;What do you need?&quot;&nbsp; He says, &quot;I don&#8217;t know,&quot; and I put him back in bed.&nbsp; Lather, rinse, repeat.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this evening, while putting him to bed initially, I told him that if he came out he needed to have a <em>reason<\/em>, that just saying &quot;I need something&quot; wasn&#8217;t a reason and that if he couldn&#8217;t come up with one, he&#8217;d be disciplined for not staying in his bed.&nbsp; And true to form, within a few minutes of shutting the door, I&nbsp;heard it open again, and Luke came around the corner to find us in the living room. &nbsp;He drew himself up to his full height and proclaimed, very seriously, very deliberately, &quot;Daddy, I need to go to bed.&quot;&nbsp; I managed somehow not to laugh aloud and said &quot;Yes, you do need to go to bed,&quot; before leading him in there again.&nbsp; If there&#8217;s a loophole, he&#8217;ll find it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In other news, I&#8217;m teaching myself to play guitar.&nbsp; I&#8217;m four days in and my fingers are still hurting (even as I type).&nbsp; I wonder when this goes away?&nbsp; My brother-in-law Josh (who lives just a couple of apartments over) is letting me borrow one of his guitars.&nbsp; It&#8217;s slow going but I&#8217;m going to stick with it.&nbsp; I&nbsp;want to be able to accompany Diane one day as she sings; that&#8217;s the goal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luke and Pen are excited to be sharing a room.&nbsp; They keep each other up frequently in the evenings, bantering back and forth in their way and just generally carrying on.&nbsp; This has the side effect that it keeps their energy levels artificially high (read:&nbsp;it makes them overtired).&nbsp; In Luke&#8217;s case, when this sets in, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}