sound bites
— Semi-apocalyptic sign outside a local middle school:
The end of school is near
But there’s still lots to do here!
— Current restroom magnetic poems (among others):
finger
vision
smell
tongue
here
their mother is a meany
smear a symphony like a gift of winter
drool at oversize misting juice apparatus
only eat bitter chocolate all her life
shot putting produces scream
— One cool point for Matt on Monday after the beach:
Kelli (looking at reflection in car window): My hair looks terrible! I had no idea. How come you guys didn’t notice?
Matt (deadpan): I didn’t notice because I thought it looked great.