Once upon a time there was a graham cracker castle and its name was Grahamtopia. It was ruled by King Rubinfa and it was the weakest castle in the world because all the attackers had to do was to eat their way through the walls.
Fortunately King Rubinfa was rich and was able to pay off all his would-be attackers so they would leave him in peace. Unfortunately a new civilization, the Gazurtoids, arose and they were so savage (they literally steamrolled their conquests) they took over the world.
But the Gazurtoids had a weakness. If they ate or even touched graham cracker, they would immediately burst into flames. After conquering and enslaving the rest of the world, they arrived at the walls of Grahamtopia. The Gazurtoid leader looked up at the walls, and shouted “Graztle na, poot va noot grootskie nozzle!” which was Gazurt and means in English “Come down now or we will steamroll your castle!” King Rubinfa at the top of the wall replied “I will never surrender my tasty abode!”
The leader of the Gazurtoids didn’t understand but took this as an insult, and sent wave after wave of his best attackers at the walls. As soon as the Gazurtoid soldiers touched the graham cracker walls, though, they burst into flames and left little piles of ash.
Finally the Gazurtoid leader understood what was happening. He told his army to stop attacking, and immediately sent for Hungry Dave, the man with the biggest appetite in the world. He was a member of one of the conquered peoples and lived in a forced labor camp.
Hungry Dave came, and although he was wasted away from his years of labor making toothpicks for the Gazurtoids, his appetite was still hearty. The Gazurtoid leader looked him up and down and said “Za-poosty wozpa groomph yo-lootzle kla!” which means “Go eat that castle now!”
King Rubinfa saw Hungry Dave approach, surrounded by Gazurtoid warriors, and knew that his time had come. He had one last trick up his sleeve, though, to defeat this Gazurtoid scheme…