Once upon a time there was a Jell-O tennis racket named Obsidiart. Unusable as sports equipment and relegated to Jell-O museum on golden pedestal. Top tennis pro named Mr Styles wants to use it to defeat arch-rival Evil Spitzer.
Warned by museum curator not to use, but prevails (along with $31 million donation), and when serving for first time, angelic voices and shaft of light cause strings to firm up and deliver serve at 350 mph, burrowing hole in court surface…