{"id":762,"date":"2004-11-22T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-23T00:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=762"},"modified":"2004-11-22T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-23T00:29:00","slug":"762","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/?p=762","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m eating a nice chicken &#8216;n&#8217; rice mix with Creole seasoning.  It&#8217;s steamy and good.  I cut up some chicken beforehand and fried it in the pan with a dash of olive oil before I threw it and the rice together in a pot and cooked it all.  I had the television on and it was showing the Simpsons episode where Lisa becomes a vegetarian.  The contrast of my activities&#8211;slicing up the meat into little bite-size pieces with a certain amount of gusto, and my intermittent amusement with Lisa&#8217;s anti-meat antics&#8211;didn&#8217;t strike me until after the episode was finished and the meal was well on its way to being completed.  Not that I would have stopped&#8230;but usually the irony would have slapped me in the face long before it did.<\/p>\n<p>The song &#8220;Welcome to My Life&#8221; by Simple Plan makes me laugh aloud.  It&#8217;s so vapid and gutless even for mainstream radio, but it&#8217;s more than that&#8211;the song sounds like it was written by a computer.  But not even a human programming a computer&#8211;a computer by itself; no assistance or supervision.  Not just the music, but the lyrics too&#8211;it&#8217;s like somebody typed &#8220;TEEN ANGST&#8221; into some soulless music-making mainframe, and that&#8217;s the song that it spit out.  It has absolutely zero emotional depth or creativity.  Give me anything by Soundgarden, Tool, STP&#8211;now <i>that<\/i> was real angst.  That music had an authenticity to it that the insipid nonsense on the radio nowadays couldn&#8217;t even begin to think about approaching, not even by all the so-called &#8220;hardcore&#8221; bands out there like Linkin Park or Papa Roach.  I&#8217;ll stick to my &#8220;oldies,&#8221; thankyouverymuch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m eating a nice chicken &#8216;n&#8217; rice mix with Creole seasoning. It&#8217;s steamy and good. I cut up some chicken beforehand and fried it in the pan with a dash of olive oil before I threw it and the rice together in a pot and cooked it all. I had the television on and it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.boldulysses.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}